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Bread goes in, then toast comes out...but where does the bread go?

Never mind; my plan for America is to give free money to lazy people and de-carbonize our country completely in ten years by eliminating hydrocarbons, including cow gas.

Hey, we can make an APP for that! Where's my cell phone?


I can't imagine how it feels to graze all day long with a hose stuck up your ass but this ingenious idea is called a FartPack and may save the species.

Thank God; I was afraid I was going to have to become a vegan.

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